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selective capitalization

When you decide to capitalize certain proper nouns based on whether or not you like the person, place, or thing.
"I really enjoy the Keith Olbermann show."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."
by MRMEX July 8, 2009
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Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.
"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"
by Person :)! September 11, 2009
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Sub Captain

A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".
Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.

Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.
by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012
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Under Capitalized

When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.

Their emails are Under Capitalized!
to mark:

that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks

david

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David,

Your email was Under Capitalized!

-Mark
by MarkZ June 22, 2012
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Congregational Capitalists

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.
Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.
by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014
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squad captain

The leader of a squad, who everybody listens to
I wanted to go to mcdonalds, but squad captain wanted burger king so we went there instead
by pullinalldem December 3, 2014
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The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!
by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017
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