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Big Rock Candy Mountains 

In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.

Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.

The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.
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Colombian Nose Candy 

(n) cocaine

also known as bolivian marching powder
1. The DEA was bugging his phones, so when arranging the drug deal, Pablo used the term "Colombian Nose Candy" instead of cocaine to fool the narcs.

2. If you want to have sex with a stripper, make sure to have some Colombian Nose Candy with you at all times.
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Sucking Candy 

A small, round, hard candy that one must suck on to eat. This term is typically used by anyone over the age of 70.
Dang, my mouth is dry, I need a sucking candy.

Cotton candy skies 

Cotton candy skies is a song about a hole trying to obtain something that she can’t seem to get so when someone refuses to someone or something as cotton candy skies it could mean they can’t obtain it
Man insert name is my cotton candy skies

The Cotton Candy Machine 

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.
"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred
The Cotton Candy Machine by GRMCE November 17, 2011

Piece of Candy 

A member of the opposite sex that is deemed highly attractive, almost to the point of edibility.
Do you see Kelly over there? She's totally a piece of candy.
Piece of Candy by natmckn November 9, 2012

Nigerian Candy Cane 

When a person proceeds to dump a massive load on a candy cane, then proceeds to insert it anally to his/her love partner.
Dapu and Hiren enjoy the Nigerian Candy Cane on weekends, usually after volleyball.
Nigerian Candy Cane by dubcrew December 13, 2012