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Brian wiener wallace

Brian Wiener Wallace is a Discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, League of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. He also commonly tells people to kill themslves. Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke. (example below)
"look it's Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"
by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022
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Brian

Oh look at Brian he’s an npc
by riaaaxjj December 6, 2022
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Brian

Brian is the coolest, sexiest, nicest, funniest guy around and every girl wants to date him because he’s so hot and attractive and just so perfect
Girl 1: omg did you see Brian yesterday?
Girl 2: yesss he was sooo hot like always
Girl 3: I knowww, I want to date Brian soooooo bad
Girl 1: I know but I’m just too scared to take my shot
Girl 2: me too bestie
Girl 3: me too
by Brian Ridder November 20, 2021
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Brian

A person who is a dirty monkey and deserves to kill themselves after what they have done. Or it can used as of a way to say that you are a gay, black, dirty, weeiner lickin, monkey no kizzy
Man 1 I hate him he’s a Brian

Female1 yeah I hope he burns in hell
by Frostyweeny November 13, 2022
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My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.
Do you want to play my brian kahoot?
by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024
mugGet the My Brianmug.

Brian Tumor

"Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity
Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.
by sawcon May 14, 2025
mugGet the Brian Tumormug.

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