An abnormally large clitorus that when rubbed emits a high pitched noise. Also has a tendecy to chirp; and spit.
Ryan 'Thin Stash' Coltrain: Hold on Terry 'Superman' Bryant; is the farmer's daughter is out flick'n the beef crickets yet again.
Terry 'Superman' Bryant: I don't have time for Beef Crickiets, I'm busy jerk'n it to WoW and high elves.
Terry 'Superman' Bryant: I don't have time for Beef Crickiets, I'm busy jerk'n it to WoW and high elves.
by Hymen von Feltch January 7, 2010
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You just saved my life, you really are my beef. My beef just let me borrow his car, no questions asked.
by SLAY Co. Inc. February 10, 2015
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Me: hey Pete, you go down on Rita?
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!
by Curt N. closer December 5, 2017
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1) Beef from the United Kingdom, which was illegally barred from France.
2) Powerful, British cars from any British car company that makes luxury or speedy cars. Examples would be Jaguar, aston, rolls-royce, bentley, tvr, westfield or any other prestige motor company. Sometimes, Lotus is incorrectly defined as british beef.
British beef tends to be hand built violence from renowned companies. Unlike the lame muscle car from the wrong side of the atlantic (for cars at least), british beef is built solidly, and does not need to chase off ricers to look good. The only real competitors to British beef are the German and Italian cars, although many Italian cars produce rattling at higher speeds, and give a feeling of cheapness.
2) Powerful, British cars from any British car company that makes luxury or speedy cars. Examples would be Jaguar, aston, rolls-royce, bentley, tvr, westfield or any other prestige motor company. Sometimes, Lotus is incorrectly defined as british beef.
British beef tends to be hand built violence from renowned companies. Unlike the lame muscle car from the wrong side of the atlantic (for cars at least), british beef is built solidly, and does not need to chase off ricers to look good. The only real competitors to British beef are the German and Italian cars, although many Italian cars produce rattling at higher speeds, and give a feeling of cheapness.
My 6.0 Litres of British Beef xjs tore that old queer in the vette a new arsehole.
NON! vee vill not mange you beef! We eat fwoggeeez!
NON! vee vill not mange you beef! We eat fwoggeeez!
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
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by tnt May 1, 2003
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