Stella 'ard Bastard

A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.

The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.

Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?

Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.

by GroundKarate October 19, 2020

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Schrodinger's insufferable bastard

When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.

This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.

by 0nomatopoeia April 23, 2021

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Reverse Bony Bankart

When you are fucking your partner so hard from the back, with their arms in internal rotation and adducted, that they get a posterior shoulder dislocation, damaging their posterior glenoid fossa.

Sees friend with arm in sling. “Looks like they did the Reverse Bony Bankart last night”

by Plsdonotperceive December 9, 2021

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Arse sucking rat bastard

A person of next to no moral fiber , often a career motivated, forward thinking brown nose with exceptional organizational skills and a keen sense for changes in mood and group dynamics.

"Well may I introduce myself again as your new boss"

" No you arse sucking rat bastard , eat shit and die "

by St urungus polyp January 12, 2022

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