jerkoff-alpha

Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".

He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.

by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022

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Rule Alpha

Angry Reacts from Facebook are more valuable than money.

"Sorry,I only pay with angry reacts because the Rule Alpha"

by Orphan Seraph June 29, 2017

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Alpha-furry

Alpha males in the furry community. Or just alpha males in general.

I.e. Alphurry, Alphanimal , Alpha-malion, Aphamanimale

The Alpha-Furry led his proud pack through FurCon with great honor and wild beauty.

by Meloncolliee May 10, 2024

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Alpha Wolf

Someone who works HARD, gets BUFF, and isn’t afraid of asking for a scratch behind the ear! And people don’t get you unless they are alphas too.

Alpha wolf jokes are NOT funny, they are emotional, and if you aren’t part of the pack, then YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF US

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Alpha wolf sings into the night, “YOU SINK INTO MY CLOTHES… THIS INVASION MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS HOPELESS SICK, IM SO SICK!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 17, 2022

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