Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.

For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!

by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024

Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive

Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"

by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011

Poon

A Pakistani (or subcontinental) version of a “coon”.

My dad’s such a poon, he wants to go golfing with his white friends.

by Visionarypoon November 26, 2021

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

poon bean

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth

Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.

by @poonbeanofficial December 22, 2019

Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in

Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks

by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020

bubble poon

The unfortunate occurrence when a woman stores fat in her vaginal region. This leaves a fat curtain no man wants or needs in front of her poon.

See -GUNT

The bubble poon on that woman needed a cart.

by packers12 August 13, 2014