Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.

"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."

by clem7632 June 23, 2008

the best dump

the exhiliration you feel after getting out of a shitty relationship.

Wow...the was the best dump i have ever had!

by wardrobitch March 5, 2011

dump and pump

To poop in a woman’s vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole

Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night

by Memetastic167 December 2, 2021

Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.

Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”

by Pardig September 6, 2021

dump brush

Simultaneously taking a dump while brushing your teeth.

As a nightly routine, Johnny would always take a dump brush before going to bed.

by Bubblebutt5 June 20, 2012