Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.
Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
by Joenah cuhpoor April 03, 2025
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pooning

the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole
“ omg i just walked in on polka pooning!”
by skibidipooner June 12, 2024
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Pooning

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.
by WMAS Big T May 25, 2025
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poon nam D

an indian who eats shit from her hunbands ass and has to put rain barrels out to take a shower
poo. ima eat your poon nam d shit

husband ok
by ferar417 September 14, 2020
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Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.
"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"
by Martinez53 September 13, 2008
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brain poon

scott and ryan got some brain poon
by zachcameupwiththeword July 28, 2008
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dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.
1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!
by beavermaster March 16, 2014
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