Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Gorilla breath

A very musty bad breath or a B.O.

Wow, he smells so bad, he has gorilla breath!

by Leopards14 November 6, 2019

Gorilla Tag

a virtual reality video game where you are capable of "knuckle walking" as a gorilla/monkey as the players enjoy calling it. you run using your hands, (no joysticks or teleportation,) and you want to run with the floor vertically to you. you want to jump as low as possible to get more speed. it is a very unique virtual reality game to others. people also like to call it a "Torture Method," said from people who are trash (deal with it) and people who when through pain from trying to long jump and hitting a flat screen tv.

Being defined "you want to play gorilla tag?"
"just bought a new gorilla tag cosmetic!"

by DKSWAGZ February 19, 2023

Charcoal Gorilla

Used against racists who used "snow possum" to describe a white person.

That charcoal gorilla just called me a snow possum

by SpittingFacts6969 January 30, 2021

paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks

"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"

by 69 months January 9, 2022

Gorilla tag

A game with the most cringiest roast battles and where 9 year old come together to play mini games.

Friend: You play gorilla tag!
Guy: yes how did you know?
Friend: you get no bitches

by McDonald’s worker9473 May 8, 2022

Brazilian Gorilla

When a hairy woman has gorilla grip coochie strong enough to lift a man by his penis.

She almost ripped my dick off last night doing the Brazilian Gorilla.

by Schmunt March 1, 2025