when your girlfriend or female partner gets nutted in by another man, moments prior to you going down on her, and the cum leaks out onto your chin, resembling yogurt on your face.
"bro i hooked up with Dave's girlfriend at that party last night, dont tell him.. he must have gone down on her after that, because when they came back he had a huge yogurt beard!"
by 10-A-G July 23, 2014
by Dave Winks December 07, 2004
A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.
So the other night, Em was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.
by Leslie Anne Levine January 27, 2008
by Autzens12thman December 28, 2008
Similar to phantom limb syndrome, Phantom Beard Syndrome (PBS) occurs when a man has had facial hair for an extended period of time and then for whatever reason decides to shave it. He is likely to still think the facial hair is there, feel it, or even attempt to stroke it even though it is gone.
I shaved off my goatee before joining the army 4 years ago and I can still feel it today. I thing I have Phantom Beard Syndrome.
by Renegade1835 August 29, 2010
This is a comical way of telling someone that they are unattractive and need maximum facial coverage.
by I, Wreckerrr November 07, 2016
by Gggghhhhgggy May 10, 2017