Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

try city's recycle men

Tri-Cities recycle men it's exactly what it says all the women here in Tri-Cities recycle their men over and over and over again

Dam bitch you all try city's recycle men

didn't you already fuck and dated that same dude you and your friends and her x who's now your x all last week

by k187c April 16, 2023

Men

Not boys, men. The gentlemen, the soft, deep hearted people. Don’t hurt them, they just want to make you feel happy. They will love you so well. Itll be your best relationship with them. If you have a friend thats a man, a gentlemen, dont loose that friend because he will be the sweetest and the funniest person ever. I love gentlemen and i think there should be more of them. Opening doors for you, buying flowers unexpectedly for you, random compliments, texts first, being non-sexual, not calling girls bitches, being careful with you, gentlemen. How i love gentlemen.

Girl: Ugh im tired of these boys. Where are the real men??
Man: I can treat you right. I promise. <3 💐

by Mamazzzz April 16, 2023

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Men a pause

In some cultures around the world. It’s someone who has put dating on hold for a month.

In Italian slang. I’m a go in to men a pause for a while.

by Steveo50 May 2, 2023

Men💅🏻

It is a word used typically on social media sites such as tiktok where users comment “men💅🏻“ whenever they see a male doing a stupid thing, acting overly emotional or just saying non sensical shit

(Except it’s not an overreaction from females, it’s just the truth that MOST males are almost the same)

Random female in comments: "men💅🏻"

by Yomommacute_24 May 8, 2023