wtfiwwp

What the fuck is wrong with people? Applicable to almost any situation in which people say stupid things, believe something stupid, or behave badly.

Q: Did you see the news today, a couple in Salinas, CA tried to sell a baby at Wal-Mart.

A: Are you joking, wtfiwwp???

by arevolutionofone July 13, 2010

WTFWZJ

What The Fuck Would Zombie Jesus Do?

Whenever I'm not sure what to do, I just ask myself WTFWZJD?

by ZombieJesus666 November 14, 2010

WTFFDF

"what the flying fingering dicking fuck"

"WTFFDF is he doing?"

by Mary "the boss" Poppins November 5, 2011

wtfness

When describing a situation that was odd, weird, crazy, or strange. For moments that have no explanation. Combination of wtf (what the fuck) and craziness, weirdness, oddness, etc.

It was just a moment of wtfness. I don't know how else to explain what happened.

by hbake September 21, 2013

Wtfyfyfhchdhejejdhsjdbcuagsgdd

What the fuck yeet fuck yeet fuck hell cum hell dick hell ejaculation jockey ejaculation jockey dick hell shit jockey dick bitch cum urinary track infection ass gay shit gay dick dick

Person 1: Did you hear that Chad cheated on Katie with Sarah!?
Person 2: Wtfyfyfhchdhejejdhsjdbcuagsgdd!

by ScribblePidge February 12, 2022

WTFK

What The Fat Kid

Brother "Your Playing Keeper"

Me "WTFK!"

by Chubby CupCakes July 7, 2011

WTFKWIDFAY

Most commonly refers to "Who the fuck knows what I'm doing fuck yall", also sometimes used for "What the fuck, kick William in da fucking ass yo".

Amber - "Sup nig?"

William - "WTFKWIDFAY"

Amber - "Ok!" *kicks him in the ass*

William - "Not that definition!"

by sasaraiharmonia January 14, 2009