whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.
Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 June 13, 2011
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Awkward Beached Whale

N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.

V. To do as described above.
Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."

Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."

Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*

"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"

*Feels exceedingly less awkward*

Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."
by captainduncan December 11, 2006
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Free the whales or FTW

When you love whales and would to shorten down your slogan
by Free the Whales November 13, 2010
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Beached Baby Whale

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.
by Iodine April 05, 2004
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Leg over the whale

To do something. Anything you can think of.
Jim: Did you guys finish moving the couch?
Joe: Nah, there were only two of us, we couldn't get our legs over the whale.

Beth (in need of a steak knife for steak): Be right back, I need to get a steak knife so I can get my leg over the whale.
by Jimjackson223 May 30, 2009
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whale penis intake

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics
The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.
by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011
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