retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.

by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016

pi watch

when your K/D in a Valorant game is so bad that you risk hitting 14 deaths before getting more than 3 kills, which would make your scoreline 3-14, the first three digits of pi. similar to the james bond (0-7-0).

popularized by valorant streamers and twitch chat.

person 1: bro my reyna is 2-12 right now
person 2: pi watch!

by adg2099 March 17, 2024

Norwich wrist watch

The act of fisting a sibling when in the Norfolk County

They are too close a family. I heard they often partake in a Norwich wrist watch

by Big Mug Of Tea February 13, 2024

theatrics the watch

A staged event not an actual event.

Define The police and fireman tell little yoohoos to play little games.. was there a real crime or was the disturbance of the sort staged??

Military laughs doesn't know shit about nothing

That's like another countries military entering our air space for example 10,000 signapore armed forces enter air space United States armed forces ntercepts not for drama but doing the showa lol

Theatrics for example total defense display i.e theatrics the watch should probably save theatrics for YouTube not for real life lol...

by theatricals October 12, 2022

tug watch

A pre-planned rotation where 2 or more men take turns tugging whilst sleeping.

The first guy waits for the others to fall asleep. Once they are sleeping, the first guy tugs. When the first guy finishes, they wake the second guy in the rotation. Once the first guy falls asleep the second guy can tug. This process continues down the line until the last guy finishes tugging.

This practice ensures maximum privacy in any situation where multiple horny men are sleeping in the same room.

the boys are on tug watch tonight

by mistertc February 13, 2025