Fat Watching

Pointing out an obese person and then arguing with the person you're with if that isn't the fattest person you've ever seen. The other person has always seen someone more fat. You don't always have to be making fun of this person. You can be feeling sorry for them. This is a favorite game with anorexics and people who are fatasses themselves.

Every time we leave the house, my man likes to go fat watching. If I'm not there, he likes to tell me on the phone how fat someone was he saw. Fat Watching is different than confronting someone about their weight or teasing them until they develop an eating disorder. It is strictly a third party game and almost as fun as looking for ghetto booty.

by MadamexXx February 18, 2009

watching blade

Code for having sex

Tia was watching blade with 3 guys the other night.

by angryyak21 April 20, 2014

WatchDogReport

Watchdog is a bad anticheat on da biggest server on minecraft (hypixel)

You see someone hacking you Watchdogreport him

by Gangstercacao May 5, 2018

Watching NatGeo

Another slang for watching gay porn

Joe: I wish they would make a radio that plays music based on data science models for the current day, time and weather.
Dutch: Aight, piss off. I have better things to do.
Joe: Like what?
Dutch: Like watching NatGeo

by Kungfluencer March 20, 2020

door watching

1. Watching a door

2. Standing at an open door watching something on the other side of such door, such as the TV, person across the street, your mom.

1. Shit! I thought I just saw that door move! I better keep an eye on it.

2. I watched the entire lord of the rings trilogy by door watching.

by perennialartist June 18, 2007

night watcha

cops who seek at night

night watcha around the corner on the block

by Hg19 December 21, 2008

Bæ watching

When you're watching or staring at your crush or bæ

I was Bæ watching yesterday my stalking my crush

by Sassystyles July 26, 2015