washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

washington, ga

Meth capital of the world.

Washington, GA is home to many meth heads.

by TomJonesDancePartner July 25, 2016

washing pussy

It is a short rude joke for students who think funny to talk sex before they are 16 .

Sex education teachera says 'this is a what women looks like'

2 Naughty students say to one another other 'yeah but her washing pussy must be clean'

by Lick out women pussy June 5, 2016

wisting

Where a guy/girl shoves the wist up that pussy.

"OHHHH BABY, Shove that wist up there harder and do it lots." ! UHHH UHH UH
(keep on wisting hard)

by whisting January 12, 2017

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017