Radar Vision

Pre-cum

Johnny always said he doesn't use condoms coz his pull out game is strong! And now he got susan preggos with his radar vision.

by MooZell February 5, 2022

Cyber Visionary

Someone who doesn't really know how computers work, but has managed to convince everyone else they are the ones that need the pedestal.

Cyber visionaries can normally be identified making agreeable, generic and often obvious statements about computers at conferences or on twitter.

Oh, he's a cyber visionary, that explains it.

by SirN1Xy May 20, 2022

Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway

"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022

Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

by Schilp June 4, 2022

tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid

A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"

by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022

sticky vision

an annoying inside joke that no one knows the real meaning behind.

All my friends strive for sticky vision, but i am alone on my couch tonight.

by TomBRadyisgod September 14, 2022

Woo vision

A group of sigmas.

Random man: Wow it’s woo vision

Random man’s wife: that’s hot I wish you were in woo vision

by Stickymickey147 November 1, 2022