Vagina Ghost

A guy you used to shagg/bang/screw/hook-up with. "The ghosts of your vagina's past"

ABBREV. "VG"
"Now that I'm in a serious relationship all of my vagina ghosts came out..."

"I ran into a VG last night"

"You can't escape VG's, they haunt the city!"
by Chitowngal August 07, 2013
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vagina

I like your little monkey in the canoe!, or is it your vagina?
by Russhole January 27, 2016
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Vagina Balls

When you don't wash your balls for so long that they begin to smell of dirty, dirty vagina.
I got to scrub my grundel, I got a bad case of vagina balls.

Shit man, I just took a dump and got a whiff of my vagina balls.

My vagina balls smell so bad.
by ranger dave November 07, 2009
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Vagina Buffet

1. A time at which one eats as much vagina as humanly possible and finishes it off with a big, hearty mug of 'gina juice.
Travis: "Where do you wanna eat?"
Brian: "I dunno."
Travis: "Where do you wanna eat?"
Brian: "I wanna go to the Vagina Buffet. It's all-you-can-eat! And it's open 24 hours."
by Koski October 16, 2005
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Miss Vagina

A prissy girl, a very girly girl, an annoying girl, or a stupid girl.
Look at her, she's Miss Vagina.
by Your Mom's in Africa February 01, 2011
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vagina crackers

old, crusty, vagina; usually that of a grandmothers; crustyness in the vaginal area
well your mom has vagina crackers, I saw them when i did her
by penismen April 03, 2010
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vagina quotient

The Vagina Quotient is an inherent, natural phenomenon that relates to women and their access and division of power. It is related directly to space, time and other women.
Now that Betty, Sue and Jill are managers it is totally going to throw off our vagina quotient.
by xsnOOGInsx July 11, 2008
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