Uncle Mark

when you give your partner a noogie as either you, they, or the both of you climax

I gave that girl an Uncle Mark last week
Bro I just Uncle Marked your mom

by Doctor Drew’s Alternate July 9, 2021

uncle-in-law

1- Pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Uncle Brian

Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool

Omg He’s such an uncle brian!

by Maccapaccabeast69 February 9, 2020

Uncle sexy

Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.

“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”

by Transferbaddie May 31, 2022

Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

by Horny torny March 27, 2019

Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019

Uncle cam

Stoner
Drunk
Loser
Punk
Douchebag

Did you see uncle cam in the pot store yesterday?

by High school joke group November 9, 2017