Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary

by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024

Twitter

it's like SMS in the 90s but now everyone gets to read them

a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey

by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022

Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

Twitter Response

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.

"When he said 'Ok but who asked?', that was such a Twitter Response."

by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021

Twitter

hell

"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"

by Omnizoid January 30, 2022

Twitter

A social and media web site promoting random personal text in limited characters to random people helping promote online friendships and more...

People who purchase twitter _itBots are looking for love in the right places, and people talking to these twitter bots are benefiting in potential IRL human friendship{s}, and AI advancement online. TY TWITTER

by Hello uU www site! TY May 21, 2016

Twitter

A social media platform that got ruined by turning into X

Dude: Hey wanna use Twitter?
Dude 2: Its X now bro

by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023