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Blue Tubes

My boyfriend can’t last long enough in bed, and now I have blue tubes.
by Sailey Bchroeter January 4, 2019
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touching tubes

In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.

That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.

If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.

Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.

Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019
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Alaskan Tubeline

Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
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I had a nice alaskan tubeline with my dad
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PNG Tuber

A YouTuber that typically uploads YouTube shorts or TikToks who uses a PNG of their OC to simulate talking or used for comedic effect, and usually followed with Minecraft parkour in the background and a loud bubbly voice to keep audience engagement.
Person 1: "Ugh"
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Just another cringe ass PNG Tuber"
by sr.boyson March 20, 2022
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Tubesock

While often referred to as the type of sock horny men ejaculate into and do stupid things with afterwards (See other Tubesock related articles), it can also be used to insult your fellow man, or woman, by calling them that which is often jizzed into. See example...
Natalie: I feel so good today.
Nex: You're a Tubesock!
Natalie: Go die, fagmouth
by YeurMauther October 25, 2010
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tubewhore

A person who searches for hours on 'Youtube',with the sole purpose of insulting and abusing anyone who chooses to watch and comment on minority interest videos.

Involving non-mainstream interests such as fishing,hunting,hard rock,classic hits,etc.
Different to a troll,tubewhores target minority interests only.
A:" I was reading the posts for 'Doomthrash's' latest vid,and this damn tubewhore was putting shit on everyone."

B:"Geez,they shoulda stuck to trollin' "
by Geezer Butler June 20, 2011
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