If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

by jake christy February 2, 2009

Marina la touche

Marina la touché is a woman or man who leaves bad reviews on small family companies as to cause them to go into bankruptcy.
They are selfish sneaky foxes, they also like to raid fridges for cheese ham and gone off onions.
There all around bad people to have around

Who ate all the cheese in my fridge?
It was probably Dave he’s such a marina la touché

Dude, we keep getting bad reviews off this one person
There such a marina la touche

by Kate bush July 26, 2021

Don't Touch My Hair

A song created by R&B singer Solange Knowles, Beyonce's sister. The song symbolizes black struggles, from the usual invasion of privacy by touching an black person's hair usually without asking, to undermining black people's potential as a whole. The song demands respect of boundaries, due to the fact that asking to touch a black woman's hair is a microaggression masqueraded as a compliment.

The song can easily be used to say "don't touch my hair", or represent the meaning of the song.

I respect myself and my people, so Don't Touch My Hair.

2. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

by Killing the Mood, aaight? January 1, 2017

Don't touch my Bob

don't touch it. it's mine.

you walking down the street with a beautiful new picture of Bob Marly. you'r so Happy but one of those Emo kids have to ruin the happiest moment of the day and to slam the picture you just bought in 150 nis.
you turnning around and shout to Him- "Don't touch my bob, you jackass"

by stupid stupid girl August 17, 2006

National Tittie Touch Day

On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday

"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"

by Mastergod97 May 25, 2018

Don't Touch My Ankles

Wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don't reach all the way down to the ankle. Usually worn by nerds who don't have long pants. A shorter version of the phrase is Don't T

Nerd: "My mom made me iron my pants, now I look so cool without wrinkly pants."
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"

by 0mikey0 July 17, 2009

Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.

Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING

by Trishaaaaaaaa May 19, 2013