turkey durk

A type of twerk dancing where you stick your ass so far out it looks like turkey legs

Man, you see that girl over there? Her turkey durk has been perfected from years of abusing alcohol.

by Can't Handle The Truth April 20, 2015

Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016

Turkey farm

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.

SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.

by The Master of Nothing July 4, 2016

Turkey

Someone who is an absolute melon head, honestly clueless. Best word to call someone instead of swearing.

Lad 1: Oi ya bloody pussy come here and fight me and my mum

Lad 2: Shut up you bloody turkey

by Buz the Mongoloid November 22, 2016

turkey boobs

Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.

Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.

by chicken bollocks December 28, 2016

Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.

Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

Turkey the blunt

Emptying the blunt without splitting it, and stuffing it with weed like a turkey

Ay bruh did you turkey the blunt? It looks fat as fuck

by Ya Boy Skinny P July 26, 2017