Toiletsex Marathon

When two friends are running to every toilet in a shopping center to have sex. Usual amount is at least 5.

Theres five toilet booths here, want a Toiletsex Marathon?

by pineapplemoonshinetheoriginal November 14, 2010

Tilted

An adjective that describes the mindset of people, mostly referring to video games such as League of Legends. When someone is tilted, they feel as though they are not performing right as if something is off, hence the name tilted. Tilt can also be caused by getting completely destroyed when the recipient feels there is nothing they could do about it. People who are tilted often feel angry and have a very negative attitude.

That guy must be so "Tilted" after that.
Teddy is so "Tilted" he won't even talk to us.

by WarwickUltimate December 30, 2016

tennessee tilt

When the front of your vehicle is lifted and the rear isn't! Giving it a look like you are hailing a loaded trailer or your beds full.

That crown Vic has Tennessee tilt and it looks good.

by Redneck Matt October 7, 2016

toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

by Benutty March 6, 2008

toilet

the thing u poo in.. can't live w/ out them.. where else would u poo?

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Toilet Sponge.

Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.

You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.

Toilet Sponge is a janitors worst nightmare.

by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004

Toilet Sloppy

adj.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.

-Before the thong, women had what were called panty bulges, or a term I use, "toilet sloppy".

-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.

by Chris Norton December 9, 2008