toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.
Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4
by David fishy January 14, 2017
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Wrangler toe

an effect created by a pair of Wrangler jeans that fit very tightly around a man’s groin, causing a bulge and drawing attention to the shape of his external genitals
Randal’s new boots and his bulging wrangler toe made it hard for Debra to resist his advances.”

“Pam was mesmerized by the perfect outline of Jim’s wrangler toe.”
by Rombone3000 April 07, 2022
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snicker toe

Having extremely thick and chunky toes. Sometimes pussing out a yellow sticky liquid.
Tabatha needs to get her snicker toes checked out!
by Johnkilller666 August 06, 2017
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mamel toe

bobs pants are so tight you can see his mamel toe. god, i can't even look at him.
by eeby1 February 02, 2012
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Schug Toe

A persons spiciest toe, usually the middle toe. A rare middle eastern medical condition in which a persons toe will get extremely green and spicy.
After a year of touring the Middle East my worst memory is catching schug toe.
by Dark_Brotherhood April 26, 2022
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Sleight of Toe

The art of getting to be tricky or quick with your toes, like when dancers try to direct your attention to something else while they perform their main dance routine. The experienced dancer on stage still has the skill to make people NOT look at their toes.
The ballerina's sleight of toe made it seem as though she was effortlessly gliding across the stage, diverting the audience's attention away from her precise footwork.
by Kewk January 20, 2023
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Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.
Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.
by Niggitynigga February 03, 2018
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