by Randompostergal123 March 08, 2018
by Kim December 06, 2003
a weird disturbed man that likes rust and spoons. Created by david firth, a cartoonist that does LSD. Weird fellow=weird cartoons.
by enter August 12, 2005
A homosexual orgy.
by foy_45 April 02, 2004
person1:i wish i got more hoes like you salad
salad:ah,nigga,don't hate me cause i'm beautiful,nigga. maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get some bitches on yo dick. oh,better yet,maybe tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. nigga.
salad:ah,nigga,don't hate me cause i'm beautiful,nigga. maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get some bitches on yo dick. oh,better yet,maybe tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. nigga.
by emens oror July 28, 2019
When your SHAKE SALAD to either mix in DRESSINGS OR OTHER STUFF, not what every you trollers are saying 💀💀💀
You: Can you grab me the salad shaker?
Friend: uhhh-
You: OH MY FICKNG GOD YOU SAW THAT SHIT TOO??
Friend : YEAH SO WHAT MILLE A WHORE
You Gasp then kick your friend out
Friend : WHAT I FOR GOT MY-
And you slap the door on their face
Friend: uhhh-
You: OH MY FICKNG GOD YOU SAW THAT SHIT TOO??
Friend : YEAH SO WHAT MILLE A WHORE
You Gasp then kick your friend out
Friend : WHAT I FOR GOT MY-
And you slap the door on their face
by 00F_Supp April 16, 2018
sal·ad as·sas·sin sal-uhd uh-sas-in
-noun
1. one who is extremely proficient in tossing salad, esp. with men.
-noun
1. one who is extremely proficient in tossing salad, esp. with men.
Eric was called the Salad Assassin after an intense and longing gaze into the eyes of his waiter at the Greek restaurant.
by Knox, R T March 13, 2007