chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Man Chris

What you say to your best guy friend right after you hook up. Maaaaaaaaannnn CHRIS

man chris, i love you

by thiccsatan December 13, 2017

Chris Blaskovich

Chris Blaskovich? You mean THEE Chris Blaskovich?
The guy who gets all the ladies? the guy who has the cutest smile? The one who never stops smiling? The one who always has a good time? The one who's amazing at COD? The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try?

Chris Blaskovich, you're my bestfriend.

by ohdarling May 15, 2011

Pulling a Chris

Walking into a random car without any context whatsoever

He was pulling a chris

by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019

Chris Overson

Fits the definition of Chris. Except he is extremely annoying aswell. plus he loves his hand way too much :o

Chris Overson: Hi
Random: Hi you wanking bitch you :3

by SNIM-again October 18, 2008

chris hansoning

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile

Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.

by judewelos October 27, 2017

chris pill

A Pill that turns you into an absolute stud. All the ladys get turned on by a chris so why not have a chris pill.

Bro you ready for the club i just copped some chris pills

by Chrispyy March 24, 2021