Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.
"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"
"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"
by Paul Kemp June 15, 2007
Katia's phone always breaks, she always gets her stuff stolen and her bus lady hates her!
Katia can't catch a break!
Katia can't catch a break!
by boomswag420420420 April 12, 2014
When a woman is on her period and a man decides to have anal sex with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. The woman wants to please her man and thinks that his penis will act as a levee and hold the shit in, but she doesn't realize that the added pressure from his ejaculate will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. The resulting cum, blood, and shit mixture takes days to clean up.
I was having a great time giving it to Beatrice in the ass, but all of a sudden she had a Mississippi Levee break when I pulled out and shit got all over the place. Since I already came, I just wiped my dick on her pillow and went home. It was a good thing we had flood insurance .
by Ed Rooney Jr September 06, 2016
Tiff: Brad broke up with me the other day..
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.
Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.
Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.
by itybitykilla August 08, 2021
The honeymoon must be over, Tim felt comfortable enough to break the fart wall in bed, last night. This better not escalate to Dutch ovens any time soon..
by MILK27 June 13, 2018
A break up in which the guy stops all forms of communication with no explanation. If he sees you by chance, he will ignore you, but would have no problem greeting your friends right in front of you.
I was dating Aiden, this Korean guy, for 6 months. All of a sudden, he just stopped calling and texting. It was weird. then he came to my city last night, said hello to all of my friends and ignored me. I guess it was one of those Korean Break-ups I've been hearing about.
by horn5guy February 12, 2012
Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.
Symptoms include:
Missing 8 am's by 3 hours
Eating at 3 am
Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day
Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm
and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.
Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
Symptoms include:
Missing 8 am's by 3 hours
Eating at 3 am
Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day
Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm
and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.
Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)
Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?
Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.
Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?
Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?
Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?
Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.
Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?
Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?
Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
by Mon-Star March 23, 2010