Paint Chips

When you don’t wash your dick after having sex and the cum dries on it.

I woke up this morning with paint chips on my dick.

by BeezzyE November 21, 2020

Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.

"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"

by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011

paint hackers

southern slang for paint huffers

them damn paint hackers livin up there aint even got power

by wilyy wonkers July 3, 2011

PAINT PORN

Paint porn is people rubbing paint on there body while there naked

Dude you watched paint porn same man

by Dteven November 2, 2020

painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.

I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

Fresh paint

New "fresh" graffiti art

"just put up some fresh paint on the tables"

by Sybeny June 22, 2021

Paint Stirring

Only occurs on sunday when the giraffe preacher says holy thanks to spaghetti

Will you be attending the paint stirring later tonight?

by slim slammie da bammie September 3, 2017