nipple juice

the white liquid substance that you drink with your milk and cookies late at night. Milk its that good shit!!! quenching as a motherbitcher on a hot sunday morning.

ssssssuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkk iiitttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when you eating thos chocolate chip cookies and you are reall thirst and your thinh you could use some milk, you dont see any milk in the fridge. but what you do see is ur girls hard nipple just poking out, you get lured into them like a fat kid to cake, then at the last moment you pounce on those dirty hard nipples like a fucken tiger and you get some of the nipple juice.

now thats what im talking about negro!!! bark bark!!!!

by ur moms hairy nipple February 19, 2005

nipple trajectory

1.) A method of assessing sudden changes in temperature instantaneously by visually (or physically) analyzing the level of hardness(Mohs Scale), angle (preferably in radians), shape, and in odd cases smell, of the nipples.

2.) A sixth sense which detects danger, specifically rape.

n. nipple trajectory
pl. nipple trajector(ies)

1.) My nipple trajectory indicated an oncoming snow storm; I better head inside.

2.) As I walked down the the dark alley, my nipple trajectory activated as the mustached man started to tail me.

by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles March 2, 2010

nipple giblets

1) bumpy nipples
2) ass-berries on the chest
3) a gravy made by cumming on a woman's breast

1) This weather is giving me some nipple giblets.
2) After I took a dump on her chest, I noticed that my turd created nipple giblets.
3) She rubbed my mister until it shot her in the breast with a white lazer beam. She then needed to clean her nipple giblets.

by Oscar "the queefing crab monster" October 29, 2007

Butter Nipple

when you can see pretty much everything but-her-nipple.

Did you see that girl's butter nipple? Her shirt was undone so far you could see everything but her nipple.

by Shaun Taylor! December 18, 2009

Pumpkin Nipple.

An enlarged puffy aerola on a woman's breast with a disporportinately large nipple. The end result looks like the top of a pumpkin.

"Last night, I was with this chick. I took off her bra, and staring me in the face were the biggest pair of Pumpkin Nipples I have ever seen!"

"This shirt is chafing so much, it's giving me a Pumpkin Nipple."

by TheUnhipster December 4, 2009

super nipple

a way of discribing something that is large in size and quite in explainable.

that thing was so super nipple it coulda been a black dude's dick!!

by bella mcguff October 15, 2008

nipple baster

a brush like objest used to baste nipple kind of like a turkey.

i found a nipple baster in david's top drawer.

by Dale Ward August 27, 2006