Stop farting

Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!

Dude, stop farting!

by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021

dutch fart

(noun) A fart so bad only dogs can smell it.

"Man Danny dutch farted so hard, good thing i'm not his chihuahua."

by The dutch bagel October 12, 2013

pea fart

Something very small and inconsequential.

"I'm tired of working for this pea fart organization", when you work for an organization of five people.

by xraydelta1 February 18, 2011

spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting

My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed

by batmanfarts September 24, 2015

Spider Farts

When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.

"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."

by Your Bum April 17, 2014

Fart Hammock

Underwear

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”

by Memelyn January 9, 2021

fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.

Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.

by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011