hable table

when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day

dude, she's totally a hable table now

by gnik gnack May 22, 2019

Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle

Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?

by Yerapous November 16, 2020

coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

by lol893 July 08, 2024

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 03, 2025

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 03, 2025

Table

A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON

TABLE=CONSPIRACY

by Dr.Hu November 27, 2021