Twat Nap

Derogatory expression for a lady's sanitary towel or tampon. Usually seen on 'that week' during each month on the bathroom windowsill.

Fred: "how did last night go wit dat bitch?"
Colin: "Alright, but when i went to the pisser, i saw
she had the twat naps out, so i leapt out the window and ran for my life.

by 'Mad' Davey C September 7, 2006

Sack Of Twat

An item you cannot pour on someone's head!

JuliaD is a sack of twat!

by Godz7 February 4, 2009

tarter twat

when your bitch doesn't wash her twat and a tarter sauce substance forms and you take a fish stick to that pussy and have a buffet.

I sure do love my girlfriends tarter twat!!!!!!!

by Andres Martinez December 12, 2008

Moose Twat

A derogatory term used to describe a female you suspect of having a gigantic vaginal area. One that may be measured in acreage rather than square inches. This vaganal area is most likely covered in a 1960's type hairdo and is usually not kept up all that well.

Michelle Obama is a Moose Twat.

by jinkle5man October 7, 2011

twat nipple

1. A thrid Nipple found around the vanginal area

2. The verb to twat nipple, where the "Twat" surrounds said nipple covering in vaginal lubricant

3. Sombody who doesn't realise the blatently obvious / works in Subway (or a general form of abuse)

1. We were getting jiggy, until I saw her Twat nipple

2. I walked in on her giving him a twatnipple, if was erotic.

3. Yes, I will have cucumber with that you absolute twatnipple

by ConstanceAyee January 14, 2008

twat box

A metaphorical box in which people of a "twatty" nature are placed.

Any person who you meet for the first time and you find instantly disagreable is placed in your Twat Box along with all the other people who you have ever found offensive in the past.

by Robin W July 10, 2004

twat waffle

what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.

by rwetyertyerty March 14, 2009