sausage to taco ratio

The amount of guys compared to the amount of girls in a group or place.

Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.

by Peaceful Kaos September 9, 2010

Making a tongue taco

Performing oral sex on a female.

After watching her strip he felt like making a tongue taco.

by timebuilder June 29, 2011

butter my taco

1. Lubing yo vagina, coochie, vaginer.
2. Licking vagina.
3. Lathering thy butter on thy tortilla.

1. I went to the store to get supplies to butter my taco.
2. Honey? Can you butter my taco?
3. For dinner, i buttered my taco to prepare for the meat.

by Lildikdik November 18, 2016

russian hot taco

When a group of guys jizz in an anus and fart all that jizz into a vagina to get her impregnated with one of those guys semen.

She must of played Russian hot taco if she doesn't know who the baby daddy is....slut

by Pity Puddles June 9, 2017

sour cream taco

This occurs when you perform oral sex on a woman after she has recently had intercourse with another man.

“I had no idea my wife was cheating. I had been eating a sour cream taco.”

by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018

Spreadin' the taco butter

(v) To masterbate

Matt's mother had walked in while he was spreadin' the taco butter

by Indigo7 October 8, 2018

jessi curran taco

jessi curran taco 🌮 is ze most iconic cliche ever to strut around.

she is ur typical thot and everyone should worship her

alternative names include: jessi the besti, jessi, iconiccliche, my best friend

RE EXAM: *describe God*
ME: jessi curran taco

by hannah the coolest August 6, 2019