The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.
Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!
by YAWA July 21, 2018
Get the spooky spider surprisemug. Popularized by Tosh.0. The act in which you randomly perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim. When one does this, they are to yell "TRUST FALL!" before falling. See who catches you and love the people who do!
Ron: So all you have to do is subtract the-
Craig: TRUST FALL!
*Craig falls backwards straight to the ground.
Ron: Did you just 'surprise trust fall' me?
Craig: I can never trust you again, man.
Craig: TRUST FALL!
*Craig falls backwards straight to the ground.
Ron: Did you just 'surprise trust fall' me?
Craig: I can never trust you again, man.
by imdown June 28, 2010
Get the Surprise Trust Fallmug. A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.
by Emmzee March 19, 2008
Get the White Chocolate Surprisemug. When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
Get the Super Soaker Surprisemug. by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014
Get the Super Cock Surprisemug. after excessive consumption of a high alcohol and caffeine beverage such as a four loko a heterosexual male is drunk enough to receive oral sex from a guy
I can't believe Billy gave Jaime the Four Loko Surprise!!
Whats that?
Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.
Whats that?
Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.
by lordnorth July 6, 2012
Get the Four Loko Surprisemug. Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner
by 2PS May 30, 2019
Get the Two pump surprisemug.