Stompslut

Some fat slut with a gaping vagina who manages to hook up with some poor drunk slob every weekend.

Damn, that stompslut fuck yo shit last night? you're a sorry ass nigga.

by Yuengling September 26, 2003

gopher stamp

Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.

Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.

by IronGoober March 14, 2005

MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit

when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

by SexyBeast1 September 6, 2009

slomp

Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.

Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I slomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.

by Klan Member August 24, 2009

Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.

I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

Mushroom Stamp

Verb: The act of pressing one's penis to a person's face, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark, with semen.

Noun: The mark left from being 'mushroom stamped'

v: Dave Mushroom Stamped Debra, after whacking off on her curtains.

n: Debra went to work today, not knowing she had a mushroom stamp on her forhead.

by Taichi January 26, 2005

Stamp Collector

One who dids numerous slores bearing tramp stamps.

Timmy is quite the stamp collector - I see him w/ a different girl from tha hinterlandz every nite.

by Ted Johnson May 23, 2008