Smode

A smelly chode.

Jamie Knight is a smelly chode and/or you smelly like a smode. ie. Jamie Ross Knight.

by Jamie Ross Knight March 15, 2014

Spider

Call someone a spider either means that they are creepy or scary. Also if you say "they are spidering me" Then that means that they are creeping you out

"Omg you are such a spider"

by a_RaNdOm_GiRlY101 April 21, 2019

kebab spider

The hairs above a ladies bikinr line that need a trim

You see Mary by the pool? Kebab spiders crawling right up to her navel

by Bobby angel January 11, 2019

Joey The Spider Monkey

A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).

Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."

by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008

Itsy Bitsy Spider

When one person walks their fingers slowly across another person’s butt cheeks then spreads their cheeks open for anal play.

Last night my boyfriend itsy bitsy spidered me to get me in the mood for some super sweet anal.

by Sex Lab September 29, 2019

Spider Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob to three different guys, while having sex with a fourth guy at the same time.

Dude me, Jim, Andy, and James Spider Monkeyed Amy last night

by Kpahx October 28, 2010

spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

by D-n-C November 2, 2006