Ancient term for idiot south african dutchman who cant drive,fight,drink and score hot chicks.if brains were dynamite,they wouldn't have enough to blow the hats off their heads.
by evil flying legend October 15, 2010
Get the ROCK SPIDER mug.An abbreviation of Spastic Badger, an insult used to describe someone who is being a twat.
Can be shortened to Spadge
Can be shortened to Spadge
'I can't believe you lit your joint back to front you total Spadger'
'Why would you vote for brexit you fucking spadge?'
'Why would you vote for brexit you fucking spadge?'
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1. The mark made by an erect penis when it strikes the skin, esp. of the face.
2. The act of creating such a mark.
2. The act of creating such a mark.
by cesiophile January 21, 2015
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A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
Get the Break the legs off the spider mug.by jesus.son March 18, 2011
Get the Spades mug.When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.
Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.
by Gamblar December 9, 2008
Get the spider mug.A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.
( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008
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