J_Smith

Homo-erotic coastguard member

J_Smith is only gay when underway

by anyonymous March 30, 2005

J_Smith

<noun> <person, knuckledragging>

Arfcom doofus. Regularly likes to post in as retarded a manner as possible on the BEST website online, ar15.com

Usually regarded as a slow witted mouth-breathing bipedal mammal. Generally does not make sense, except to itself.

All your J_Smiths are belong to me.

by Arfcom Staff March 30, 2005

slothwhore

The fat glutonus swine sitting in the back of the bar giving bj's to any guy who comes near her.

Looks like a female Jabba the Hut with a dick her mouth.

by GIMELY February 20, 2004

Corey Smith

To drown, originating from former Detroit Lion Corey Smith who's boat capsized and was drowned out at sea

Make sure the kids are wearing life jackets, we don't want them to Corey Smith in the pool!

by Nick Saban March 3, 2009

Slothing

When you're too high or too tired to get up and move around or do anything active. Taken from sloth, a mamal that lives their life hanging in trees and moving very slowly. The sap of the trees are said to be hallucinogenic, causing the sloths to be high most of the time. Also can be used as an adjective (slothy, slothed).

"Bro: I'm so slothed from ripping that GB."

"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."

"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"

by Castro with a K May 30, 2008

Elliot Smith

One of the greatest fucking artists ever.
Anyone who says otherwise should be shot.

Listening to Elliot Smith is like multable orgasms in your head!

by qzy December 3, 2004

sloth

a man with a limp face (aka, stroke, etc.)

alex looks like sloth

by erichockey3 January 1, 2010