Shart

verb

to shit and fart simultaneously.

- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!

-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."

by Charles P. Hinkerton January 2, 2009

shart

To fart and get more than you bargained for.

You Sharted?

Yeah, I farted and got more than I bargained for....

by g,sus November 28, 2007

smartassism

the ism of being a smart ass

my smartassism is very likeable!

by AdvaComp June 23, 2010

shart

What happens when you trust a fart.

Never trust a fart. Might be a shart.

by Nixxer February 5, 2010

smartphobe

A person who has an irrational fear of smartphones.

Don't get him a Blackberry Bold, he's a total smartphobe.

by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009

You must be smarter than the grass you walk on.

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.

"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."

by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008

post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.

Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.

by Chawncey July 24, 2014