Skunker

A particular variety of stoner who smokes the foulest smelling product available, often because it's the only thing they can afford.

"Gah, what is that smell?"
"A couple of skunkers were smoking up in back."

by Top-Break September 6, 2023

Shlunk

The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 3, 2023

Skunk Works

"An insane asylum disguised as an aircraft factory"
-Lazerpig

Not wanting to task all their proven engineers to pursue an experimental jet fighter project during the manufacturing boom of WW2, Lockheed basically went on the prowl to find aircraft engineers of questionable sanity, stick them in a circus tent, painted a cartoon logo, told them to crack on with it, and called the outfit Skunk Works.

by Lazerpig's Wine Cabinet January 6, 2024

Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

Skunked

To be severely drunk

That guy is severely skunked right now

by olasdagaert January 22, 2024

Slank

Means to be a boss! Not on anyone else time, trendsetting is a must it ain't taking no one shit, if you're a slank then you're something like an incognito a ninja like Sub-Zero with a flow thats ice cold......

Slank : as a Noun
Man I can tell that dude right there is a slank, by the way he has it together

by FlowSoCold December 7, 2023