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white stuff your shirt that yur friend borrowed after haveing sex with her brother
" ew chelsie she got skeet on my shirt"
skeet by chesnees January 15, 2009
skeet can mean basically anything you want as long as you do not use it in a lame way.
Man thats so skeet how we had to take that pop quiz.

Dude pass it over stop being so skeet.
skeet by nate dawg April 1, 2005

Hitting the Sheets

1. Having Sex 2. Making Whoopie 3. Fucking
I heard Joe and Melissa were hitting the sheets last night and he spladoodled in her face.
To ejaculate on/in a warm-blooded being.
Skeet by Suzuki06 October 20, 2009

Dan Sheets 

"Who's the man?" everyone.."DAN SHEETS!"

Beat n' Skeet 

The act of jerking/beating off, and then jizzing/skeeting everywhere; therefor, Beat(ing) n' Skeet(ing)
Kiley bailed on all his poker buddies early friday night to go Beat n' Skeet