you aint my baby sitter

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

by minskyy July 28, 2011

Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.

"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."

by T1mb May 3, 2013

accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

by Jackal007 December 1, 2013

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015

Assess the situation

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.

by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016

The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 1, 2016

Reverse of the Sith

Reverse of the Sith is an uplifting story about a young man who is ripped ruthlessly from his life-sustainment device by a man named Palpatine. Starting off with a dreadful scream of noooo. He is then thrown to the fire lake where he meets another human who uses his magical sword to completely heal Anakin and then they do a ceremonial dance to indict Anakin into the healing Jedi order. They then travel to their ship and come across a dead girl who Anakin uses his newly found force powers to save and then she argues saying that she was trying to kill herself. They travel back to Obi-Wan’s city where there are clones looking for dead people to resurrect. Anakin finds a stranded group of children whom he rescues sneaking out of the Jedi Temple, which has been overrun. Around the galaxy, clone troopers are finding old Jedi who they resurrect, turning the tide of the war. In Palpatines chamber, he pulls in a Jedi saving him from a long fall and the saves two others. Then the Jedi thank Palpatine and leave. Slowly but surely, Anakin teaches the girl that she is loved in the world and that she has no reason to die. Anakin for some weird reason continues to talk to Palpatine, who slowly loses power. This is such an uplifting story about resurrection and how you should never give up hope.

"Did you watch Reverse of the Sith?"

"Have you seen Revenge of the Sith backwards?"

"OOOOOOON!"

"Were two babies unbirthed?"

by Emperor Mays September 30, 2018