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sheoplitis

Preventable contageous Community aquired brain pathogen infecting millions world wide. Most notable epidemic starting in the USA 2016 election. Suffers are known as 'sheople'.
Early onset signs include confirmation bias, late stages causes complete intellectual dementia.
Damn, I'm tellin' ya, there is no way I'm attending a Trump rally ! Eek, wall to wall Sheople drinking propaganda koolaid. Yeah, nothing but a petri dish of sheoplitis if you ask me.
by Novice scholar October 9, 2020
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scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken
“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”
by Dyldo1872 November 8, 2020
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shloopsing

Shloopsing, shloops, shloopsed

(1) - (verb) The act of a vacuum cleaner in picking up dirt

(2) - the sound / feeling or strength of a vacuum cleaner's suction

(3) - (past-tense verb) The act of devouring one's food (usually noodles or soup) so fast as to create the impression that it has been vacuumed into one's digestive tract. Eg.
(1) "The vacuum cleaner is no longer shloopsing the way it did when it was new."
"The vaccuum won't shloops these crumbs, they're too big".
"Well, what do you know? It shloopsed it!"
(2) "I can only sleep to the sound of a vacuum schloops".
(3) "She was shloopsing her food so fast that some surely went up her nose."
by Wraith :) November 10, 2020
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Scoopmaster

A scoopmaster is someone who has trained in the way of Tostitos Scoops. They know exactly how much a scoop can hold and for how long before the scoop cannot take it anymore. Scoopmaster are revered as gods in the Tostitos community.
The scoopmaster swiftly scooped the guac into his tostitos scoops chip. The absolute perfect amount.
by ThisisnotFinn December 31, 2020
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scoopy

scoopyrobber be a racist man, and should not be trusted
but he is gord
did you see scoopy?
yes stay away from him he is racism
by prince alyusi islassis January 4, 2021
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shlop

when its 3 am and ur feeling horny so u go to your little brothers room and ask for that gawk gawk 4000 and you end the night with his peepee in your bootyhole.
Me: Yo give me that shlop
Brother: Ok, say less
*shlop shlop gawk gawk bababooey*
Me: that was some good ass shlop. Thanks bro
Brother: anytime... step bro
by i LIKE SHLOP January 7, 2021
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shloopty

ayo my asshole hurts from that shloopty
by Boobert January 21, 2021
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