Santa Marta

City in Colombia. It's the second oldest city in South America. Beautiful beaches and wonderful people. As a small city, everybody knows everything gossip is essential for its residents. Every weekend people go in yachts to the beach so the dress code is usually beachwear.

Girl 1: Have you ever gone to Santa Marta?
Girl 2: Yes it's a beautiful city with lots of gossip.

by anonymusgal June 6, 2018

Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in esters gravy

Last night I heard some seniors at the retirement center tried Santa scye. Safe to say they were exhausted after.

by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024

Santa

Santa is a non-existing man. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. Santa usually wears red and green clothes. Most parents tell their childeren that Santa will come down their chimney at night on Christmas Eve ( 24th December ). It is really just their parents putting presents underneath their Christmas tree. Childeren might stop believing in him around the age of 8-10.

Katie: Mum, is Santa real?
Katie's mum: Yes, sweetheart.
We have no proof of Santa being real!!

by Angxlii December 24, 2022

santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.

We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.

by Quixand October 6, 2017

santa

a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out

mom: hey you got a present
me from who
mom: FROM SANTA!!!

by anonymous December 13, 2020

santa rage

Where you go around slapping your ball sack till it turns red. Then you put a santa hat on and have angry sex with your girlfriend calling her "Mrs. Claus" as you dump your red sack of goodies.

Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.

by Durrrrp69 December 15, 2017