twat sandwich

a reference for dykes having intercourse.

they were up all night making a twat sandwich.

by VextingsMan August 15, 2006

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ham-sandwich man

A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.

I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.

by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006

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Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)

The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.

Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!

Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?

Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.

Rosie: Eww, avocado...

by Spanish Sam January 20, 2008

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Hmong Sandwich

1) When a person is acting very strangely, aka severe zoidage.

2) Sold at Perkins in St Cloud, Minnesota

Mike we have to leave, we have a ride waiting. Hold on let me get my food. Hey! Where's my hmong sandwich??!!

by Hammer2104 June 19, 2010

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sad sandwich

A sandwich that is made using the two ends of a loaf of bread when everything else is gone

Someone left the ends of the bread in the fridge, and didn't bother to buy more.. now I have to make a sad sandwich ='(

by Jolin415 March 25, 2011

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cockball sandwich

When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.

Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!

by PhillipD33zNutZ March 2, 2018

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