startled earwigs

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.

Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".

by thekingdom August 4, 2009

startup envy

Feeling of resentful discontent one experiences when employed at a regular job and one encounters news, conversation, or personalities related to startups.

John had a fit of startup envy after he was introduced to the free-spirited folks at the new startup next door.

by LightningBoy August 6, 2010

for starters

To begin with
used to say that something is the first in a list of things

"Deborah believes him, indicating, for starters, that she isn't the brightest"

(Judith Crist).

by bitterscotch October 29, 2015

shart perseverance

To succeed, overcome, or conquer any given task in life such as a test, a plane landing, or shooting a Somali pirate in the head. Also can be used when winning the lottery or getting a job.

Somali Pirate: What the?!?!
*Sound of head splattering*
Navy Seal: I shart perseverance.......

by snack22 June 4, 2009

Shart- Storm

1. When living with multiple roommates in an apartment or house with one bathroom for everyone and all of the roommates have eaten fast-food. A shart-storm is the moment 20 minutes after food consumption when all occupants rush to the bathroom to take a shit and/or pee out their butt-holes.

2. Any hectic situation involving shitting.

1. Croix: This Taco Bell is really good.

Cranston: Yeah it's too bad that all four of us are eating it, this place is gonna be a category 4 "Shart- Storm" in about 20 minutes.

Croix: I hear that, I already feel as though I might pee out of my butt.

by St.Croix4Life February 9, 2010

Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him

Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑

by Futurenese November 2, 2016

Sarthak

He is a person who would write his own definition on urban dictionary. You’ll often be offended by things he says, and very rarely it’ll be unintentional. If it ever happens and you are talking to him and he forces his frankly rather shit opinions on you, just tell him that that’s what he’s doing. He makes memes to give people the impression that he’s funny.

Sarthak is such a narcissistic asshole sometimes, isn’t he?

by NOFKYO May 23, 2020