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sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.
"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"
by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016
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justin smelling alexa

Some horny teenage boy who has a ear fetish. He has a nostril cycle that happens over the course of the year similar to the menstrual cycle. He has an obsession with smelling a girl by the name of Alexa in her left ear. Many realistic jokes are made about Justin smelling Alexa, which he is in denial about.
Person 1: Hey Dude did you see Justin smelling Alexa?
Person 2: Yeah! He put his nose all the way in!
by flash gorden May 28, 2017
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the smelly josh

the act of shitting on your playstation controller after raging on fortnite
"aww man i gotta clean my controller after i pulled the smelly josh last night"
by gay jew hater July 19, 2020
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Shellak

Previously smoked weed laying on and in the cracks of your table, to be recovered and smoked even though it may contain varnish.
That shellak is totally weedable!

That shellak made me go blind!!
by AKRat-Tat-Tat October 17, 2009
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shell ass

A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.
I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.
by JahKnows November 27, 2016
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selling sand

Selling sand is a slang term for selling Molly also known as Ecstasy. This is because in it’s pure form it tends to look like brownish sand.
Yo I’m selling sand hmu

How much a point?

$10 for a point
by prizs September 23, 2019
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smoke seller

someone who tell lies in order to impress or catch up pepole´s attention.
"You couldn´t have lied like that! you´re an smoke seller"
"That player said he is the best in the world. He must be an smoke seller"
by memrin November 30, 2016
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