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TP Slide

When you slip the giant roll of toilet paper down your pants from Home Depot bathroom. Cuz there is no toilet paper at home
Man nobody has toilet paper, I did the TP Slidedown cuz I'm using socks at home..
Y'all think we can trade this for weed?
by WarChild April 4, 2020
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Costa Rican Slide Whistle

When someone gets down on their knees with their face pressed against the floor, uses both hands to spread their butt cheeks and farts while someone has anal sex with them causing the air to escape out of their anus and around the penis of the penetrator causing a change in tone of the escaping flatulence the deeper the individual is penetrated.
This stupid Hoopajoop loves going to Taco Bell on his first date so he can play the Costa Rican Slide Whistle later that evening when his date takes advantage of him.
by DonkeyPuncher911 November 20, 2024
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To Slide

To slide also used in the form (slide) is mostly used for sliding on a hill or somthing.
But it can also be used as slidie in.
Person1 : dude i really like to slide.
Person2 : to slide in what?
person1 : TO SLIDE IN YO MOM!!!
by anonymous December 6, 2021
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slide ai

A type of AI used often on 4chan, especially /pol/ to make someone who is unfamiliar with token manipulation think a real, yet shitty person is endless digesting and inappropriately bashing your opinion or statement in order to draw ire or to draw the surrounding audience's opinions strategically for a client's interests.
Person"I think generic candidate A is preferable to generic candidate B."

Bot"Are you mentally ill? Why don't you and candidate A go candidate A's race and kys beta cuck."

Person"This is weird, I think a mod activated a slide ai, <I'M DROPPING IT>."

Bot "Why dont you debate me or are you just a bot you fucking shill, obviously." (bait)

Person2 "I dont who is more believable but I sure love drama if scripted reality tv is any indication. Ban hammer the apparent witch!"

Person/witch "I tried to help you!" b&
by pimpmastahanhduece October 8, 2020
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slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!
by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022
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The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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slide

To hit someone so hard that they seem so "slide" across the floor after being hit
This nigga talkin' mad shit! I'm about to slide his ass!
by Tethyseternal September 12, 2021
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