Sessionstaffel

The U.S. Department of Justice under Jeff Sessions, who had a woman arrested and convicted for laughing at him.

You vill not mock die Sessionstaffel!

by Catty McGee May 4, 2017

session

It is a code word that girls can use to tell other chicks they need to take a crap without guys knowing. It allows guys to maintain the fantasy that women are prefect, do not talk about poop or use the bathroom.

"Man, Sarah I really need a session, do you think you can drop me at my house and I will meet up with you guys later?"

by Valdeisum September 3, 2005

session

A group of people, a crew maybe, going out to graffiti. Sometimes shortened to 'sesh'

1/ let's go on a bombing sesh

by HeDgEs18 July 16, 2008

dangle session

Completely merking someobody's titties in sports, gaming, etc.

Dude how you doing over there. Pretty much just dangled seshed that mutherfucker.

Dude you just hit up that dangle session in this mutherfucker.

by TittieMerker3000 March 4, 2009

Nigerian Prayer Session

When a group of friends masterbate around a friends sleeping wife

Hey dude, can we do a Nigerian Prayer Session to Kerri, we won't cum on her.

by Loudog198469 October 15, 2015

Struggle Session

When everything goes wrong, or when you get really frusturated and nothing seems to be going your way.

I got a flat tire and was late on my way to my final that i failed... talk about a "Struggle Session"

by B Dave 920 January 22, 2010

Seshin

Jerking off

I was seshin and Jjone walked in on me

by Ricksta R September 5, 2015